Saturday, February 27, 2016

Alexa……. Tell me everything I need to know



My daughter has officially hit the age of having to write reports for school. Book reports, famous people reports, etc. I guess the days of coloring and stick figures had to end sometime.
So the latest report is on Albert Einstein. She choose to write about him from all the historical figures in the history of world. When I asked why she choose him the answer was typical, at least from her “I don’t know”. That’s followed up with me saying “how can you not know”? Which is quickly answered with   (voice becoming agitated) “I don’t know dad, I just picked him….”. Alrighty then, I’m sure whatever is happening on Teen Titans is really important and impossible to break away from. But I’m digressing away from my original topic.
I think back to when I wrote reports in school. The trusted resource in my house was the set of World Book Encyclopedias that were proudly displayed on a bookshelf in our den. A-Z and then some supplemental years delivered after my parents bought the original set. I loved those encyclopedias. Sure they helped write reports. I basically copied them right into the report. But they were so much more. You could go and look up countries you wanted to study and most of them had those clear plastic pages with map layovers showing the different history of the country’s borders. You could read about athletes you never saw play. If you wanted to know about it you could find it in those faux leather bound books.
The times…. They have changed. As my daughter prepares to write about Albert Einstein she grabs pen and paper, sits down and very softly says, “Alexa, when was Albert Einstein born”? Alexa is of course our home based personal assistant. Developed by Amazon, they were the rage of this past holiday season. As card carrying Amazon Prime members my wife and I thought it would be a great way to listen to our Prime music accounts. So I bought one, wrapped it, and my wife acted surprised when she opened it Christmas morning. I’m always excited to have new technology in the house. My father in law was amused by it. My daughter was interested but there were video games to play at the time and I thought she had forgotten it was even in the house. So imagine my surprise when she starts using it to write her report. I had to stop myself and decide if it was right that she was doing so. I mean, someone is telling her the answer! But is it really that different than googling something? Or copying it out of the World Book of Encyclopedia? So I allowed it to continue.
“Alexa, was Albert Einstein married”?
“Alexa, what did Albert Einstein invent”?
“Alexa, when did Albert Einstein Die”?
After each question, furious scribbling took place to make sure to capture everything Alexa had to say. And in the end a quality report was completed. It’s funny when I think back how I got my information (newspapers, magazines, etc.) and how my daughter will never understand what it was like to have to chase information. With Kindles, IPads, IPhones data is instant. Don’t get me wrong, she’s an avid reader and I can already tell she’d rather have a book in her hand than to read it off of a device. And for that I am thankful.
After the report is completed I read it and am impressed. I tell her so and I tell her to say thanks to Alexa. She does, and Alexa replies “you’re welcome”. “When I was a kid we didn’t have the internet” is what I tell my daughter. She looks at me with a pained “that world never existed” look on her face.  
The next day I google to see if they still make World Book Encyclopedias. I’ve decided that maybe they’d be a good addition to our bookshelf and the memories I’ve had of my youth have played no small role in that decision. They are available!!! The 2016 version can be had for the low price $1,099.95.
“Alexa, does Amazon sell old World Book Encyclopedias”?

Friday, February 12, 2016


My First 10K Playlist




Signing up to complete any kind of race in any fashion (walking/running/crawling) is not overly exciting to me. I hate running. HATE IT. And walking is frustrating because everyone else is either running or walking way faster than me. But my employer makes it too easy. They pay the entry fee, provide education, and really value employees who make the commitment to train and finish. You even get to have dinner with the CEO the night before the event at his house (nice perk).

So determined to make the best of things I thought about how I could make the race itself fun. I color coordinated my race day gear to match the colors of my favorite sports team (Chicago Blackhawks baby!! 3 Stanley Cups in 6 years!!!). But the thing that I felt would make the biggest difference was the music I would walk to. I should mention that the event I was taking part in was the P.F. Changs Rock and Roll Marathon, ½ Marathon, 10k, and 5k in Phoenix. I didn’t know what to expect from the bands along the course and wanted to be sure that what I was listening to would be both stuff I liked and inspiring me across the finish line. So I sat down and opened I-Tunes and created a playlist. I started the process in November (the race was in January) and adjusted over those two months. A few caveats. No more than one song from any artist (broken once, but if you know me you’d be surprised at which artist it wasn’t), and I could not listen to the playlist until race day. I wanted it to be the first time I heard the list play (a celebration of my pain!!).

So with all that in mind and before I tell you if I lived through the experience I give you my playlist for my first competitive walk/run.

  1. It’s Five O’clock Somewhere (Alan Jackson w/Jimmy Buffett) 
  2. Complicated (Avril Lavigne) 
  3. Hello, Goodbye (The Beatles) – Needed a Beatles song, so many to choose from.
  4. A Matter of Trust (Billy Joel) – Discovered this song because of MTV. Remember when they played music videos? My favorite BJ song.
  5. Closer to Free (BoDeans)
  6. Home (Daughtry) - Daughtry is the best thing to ever come off of American Idol IMO.
  7. Grey Street (Dave Matthews Band) - Again, so many to choose from. My favorite DMB song.
  8. It’s In the Way That You Use It (Eric Clapton)
  9. Tuff Enough (Fabulous Thunderbirds) 
  10. Chelsea Dagger (The Fratellis) – The goal song for the Blackhawks. Pretty catchy tune.
  11. Calin Baton Rouge (Garth Brooks)
  12. Basket Case (Green Day)
  13. Hold My Hand (Hootie & The Blowfish) – Did everyone think Darius Rucker’s name was Hootie like I did?
  14. Hurts So Good (John Mellencamp)
  15. Lonely Ol’ Night (John Mellencamp) – Doubled up on JM. Found his greatest hits CD and could not help it. He’s so good.
  16. Pirate Flag (Kenny Chesney) – Found this tune while making a playlist for my Caribbean Trip last year.
  17. Rock’n Roll All Night (KISS)
  18. The Kid’s Aren’t Alright (The Offspring) – I love the Offspring!
  19. Good Time (Owl City w/Carly Rae Jepsen)
  20. Jessie’s Girl (Rick Springfield)
  21. Dance in the Middle (Rusted Root) – Introduced to Rusted Root by my better half. Good Stuff.
  22. The Warrior (Scandal) – Did you know that Patti Smyth from Scandal is married to John Mcenroe?
  23. Interstate Love Song (Stone Temple Pilots) – God…. Scott Weiland was so talented. And this song was amazing.
  24. Walk On (U2) – Will always tie this song to 9/11.
  25. Shut Up and Dance (Walk the Moon) – My daughters influence.
  26. When Can I See You Again – (Owl City) – And more of her influence.
  27. Slide (Goo Goo Dolls)
  28. Baba O’Riley (The Who) – Who does not love the opening to this song?
  29. Man On The Moon (REM)
  30. It’s My Job (Jimmy Buffet) – So hard to pick one JB song. But this one is an absolute favorite.
  31. These Are the Days of Our Lives (Queen) – Freddie was the best.

So it’s obvious at this point that I survived. The event itself was really well put on. Very organized and the weather was amazing. I cranked through the 10K in 1:23:50 which was 6:10 ahead of my goal. I ran all the downhill parts of the course (I highly recommend this) and also the last mile. It’s hard not to get pumped up at the finish when all the spectators are cheering the runs/walkers on. Getting the medal (bling!) and having a Gatorade after the race was the cherry on top. The following day at work the talk of course was would everyone be doing this again next year? I think it’s a forgone conclusion that we will.

My music made the race fly by as I had hoped it would. There were a couple of times my legs and brain got weary and I just told myself to concentrate on the song that was playing. Next thing I knew I was 3 songs further along. I could not envision doing a race/walk of any kind without music to help me focus.

By the way, I hit shuffle on my playlist as the race got underway. The song playing at the start was Interstate Love Song by STP. The song playing at the finish was Grey Street by DMB. Pretty fitting.